The Fanboy’s Fanblog

We’ve all heard by now that not only is “Clue” getting remade, but so is “Total Recall” and “The Neverending Story”.

This week sucks.

Except for yesterday’s news.

Holy cow!!!

Samuel L. Jackson has signed an unprecedented 9 PICTURE DEAL to reprise his Nick Fury role in pretty much every Marvel movie getting made! This includes “Iron Man 2,” “Thor,” “Captain America,” and “The Avengers”. Also on the table is a separate Nick Fury movie! Movie Gods, THANK YOU!!!

Also, Smallville has been renewed for a 9th season!!! Dawn Ostroff is slowly redeeming herself for canceling Everwood. Supernatural is also getting its fifth and final season to end CORRECTLY.

The cast of Star Trek: The Next Generation will also reunite on Family Guy.

In indifferent news, Cate Blanchett will be Maid Marion in the Russell Crowe Robin Hood.

In TERRIBLE NEWS, Gore Verbinski might direct the Clue remake.

Nothing against Gore, but Clue is one of my favorite movies and I can’t even imagine another movie coming close to topping it. It is perfect. Kevin Smith be damned!

I’ve started DVR’ing Roseanne. Last night’s episode was “Dan’s Birthday Bash” which was about Dan fighting.

While looking for information on where to download “The Howard Stern Show”, I discovered that Artie Lange had a similar meltdown when he quit last year.

So I guess today’s theme is fighting.

In other news, Arnold Schwarzenegger has signed on to appear in Sly Stallone’s The Expendables. This news solidifies that this movie is the MOST AWESOME MOVIE IN THE UNIVERSE AND ALL TIME!!!!

Eric Roberts has also replaced Ben Kingsley. After The Dark Knight and In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale, Eric Roberts is officially cooler than Ben Kingsley.

The United States of Tara got renewed for a second season. Satan is obviously a co-producer with Spielberg.

Emma Roberts is now officially legal. Happy 18th birthday!

Do I care? Not unless this means “Nancy Drew 2″ will be PG-13.

Apparently Simon Glickman stumbled upon my little blog and took the time to leave a comment updating me on Sera Gamble’s career. Well, I will return the favor. Very Hot Jews is a blog run by Simon and Sera where they post about many different issues. Please check it out. Laugh, challenge your heart and mind, and perhaps even learn something.

So there’s a popular torrent of episodes 1-8 of PGL3 (which never got a DVD release). Sadly, there were 9 episodes so the last one has been lost for years. I found it on an old tape.

Part 1 (the rest of the parts can be found on YouTube):

Project Greenlight may be dead, but it lives on!

Long time no blogging. Happy February, Groundhog’s Day, and early Valentine’s Day.